Bishop's kids

A couple of funny stories from my old bishop, about his kids, as posted on Facebook:

"Favorite non sequitur of the day: Dorian announced out of the blue that she is a Gentile. Calder, sensing a bandwagon worth jumping, decided that he too is a Gentile. Auden did a quick mental survey of the rules of this newly-emerging game and announced that he is a Jew. Dorian responded that she had changed her mind and that she is actually Danish."

"Jeffery Baldwin Bott's kids put on his shoes for performance art tonight. Dorian said, 'We're daddy. I'm the tall half.' Auden said, 'I'm the boring half.' It was the saddest performance ever."